Would you really tap that?

Looking closely at the Princess Toadstool sprite from the original Super Mario Bros it really makes you wonder if she was worth all that hard work. To save this maiden of questionable looks Mario had to fight his way through 32 levels, face off against 8 incarnations of King Koopa and being told 7 times by a bunch of mushroom heads that 'our princess is in another castle'.

The quality of chicks in the Mushroom Kingdom must really be low for that endeavor to be worth it. If Rosalina was around back in the 80's I bet her Royal Highness would still be stuck with the Koopas on 8-4.